bluepool

Bluepooling refers to the action of producing a result, whatever the cost. Derived from the concept of getting a pool blue, whatever it takes. Chlorine and blue dye could have the same result, a blue pool.

Bob: Peter, I need this house built by tomorrow please/
Peter: Sure, I'll bluepool it, I have some silly putty and cardboard lying around
Bob: Just make sure it can stand up to tornados
Peter: Kill me now.

by IOMarlon November 10, 2017

Bluetool

A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.

Bluetool: Heyyy, how are you?

Megan: I'm great, and yourself?

Bluetool: Oh, sorry Megan. I wasn't talking to you, I'm on a call. Bluetooth.

by Orchard August 2, 2006

Bluetool

A person who wears his/her bluetooth all the time, even when it is unneccesary. Making him/her look like a real tool.

Jarhead and I saw some bluetool at the city park yesterday sitting on the grass with his bluetooth headset on.

by Cheweysmoker October 1, 2008

bluepoof

Function: noun
Plural Form: bluepoofs
Etymology: English

1: an attractive woman who rides a sportbike, especially over long distances, and is capable of working on her own motorcycle.

1. That bluepoof has been wrenching on her bike for an upcoming trip.

by Admiral Asshat August 24, 2004

bluefool

walking by and pretending to be talking on your bluetooth headset to avoid someone

i saw that girl from last weeks one night stand but i just kept on going with the bluefool

by johnnyv67 December 26, 2008

bluetool

Someone who uses their bluetooth headset to listen to music, thus giving the appearace to those who don't realize this that they're just showing off that they have one. Actually, they're just people smart enough to realize that Ipods earphones have cords and you can do just as much with a decent cellphone.

A: look at that dude, he's a such a bluetool.
B: uh, he's probably just listening to music.
A: oh...

by Mr. Ken January 13, 2008

bluetool

Penile equivalent of blue balls.

Marty's got a bluetool. Six months, no action. Poor guy.

by HumptyDumpty May 31, 2007