Blue Dragons

Any group or organization of people, generally within a video game that enjoys feigning neutrality, then friendliness, then open hostility as it suits their needs.

"Blue Dragons will remain neutral on Bartz" --> "Blue Dragons will help its common allies crush the oppressive rule of the Redemption Alliance" ---> "Blue Dragons hates the clan it was just allied with because we feel we can find even better allies."

by Sancti November 1, 2004

Blue Dragon

Blue Dragon is a indica/sativa strain that was a crossbreed of Sour Diesel and Blueberry. The bud gives you a euphoric, even body head high. It has a sweet aroma with a berry taste. Blue Dragon is a very heavy hitting medical marijuana strain. The bud's color is very unique, being a very very dull green to dark yellowish.

I really want to smoke some blue dragon right now.

by 718phenom February 1, 2010

kiss of the blue dragon

Describes the incident in which you sit down in a port-a-shitter to take a dump and the sudden impact of your feces hitting the water causes an unsuspected tongue of blue fluid to leap up and lick your grundle.

Bob: hey man, how'd everything come out after that MRE?

Joe: terrible man, I shit a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my dick.

by hambone11 December 25, 2012

Humming blue dragon

Lighting a fart while receiving fellatio

As she went down on me, little did she know I had my lighter to perform the humming blue dragon.

by Aaron Schepherd May 20, 2023

The Blue Dragon

The Blue Dragon is the epic load that you bust after you get blue-balled by a girl.

Dude, Cindy was on her period last night so after I got home I totally unleashed the Blue Dragon.

by thegrayhoss December 22, 2014

blue dragon jizz

Blue facepaint that stretches across the face, the nose being the midpoint

That does not look like facepaint dude, that's blue dragon jizz.

by jgsteroid50 January 20, 2011

Blue Dragon

An underrated masterpiece of an RPG created by Mistwalker and released in December of 2006 exclusively to the Xbox 360. It follows the story of 3 kids, a yellow midget, and a half-naked merc chick going around their world to kill an old blue guy named Nene, who has been committing various acts of terrorism all across the planet for the past decade. Their journeys grant them the ability to use Shadows, and they use them to smash Megamind's great-great grandfather's face in, then they have to deal with his pet alien frog, named Deathroy, who reveals himself to be a literal weapon of mass destruction.

In 2007 they made a mediocre anime based around said game that many people are nostalgic about.

Person: Any good games I should play?
Person 2: There's this one about Goku trying to kill Megamind called Blue Dragon.
Person 1: *plays it for 2 hours* Aaaaannnnd this is my life now.

by The Fucking Mailman January 1, 2021