Blubberbaby

The giant shit someone takes that eats only whaleblubber in winter when they eat their first bits of fiber after winter. This shit can feel like giving birth that’s why it’s referred as a baby.

A: Hey have you already gave birth to your blubberbaby?

B: Not yet, but after some oats tomorrow I will drop this 10 pounder in the ceramic.

A: Be happy about a ten pounder my blubberbaby was at least a twelver…

by coon 69 March 15, 2026

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A North American hairless biped known for his exceptional sailing skills, and for the large consumption of alcohol. A superior rugby player usually found up in the front row. A ladies man. A humorous prankster that would go out of his way to aid a friend, and then smear a dog turd on his back as he walked away.

Dat Blubberboy is sofa king cool.
Don't make me open up a full can of blubberboy on your ass!
Blubberboy is hot.
Don't mess with blubb.

by Blubberboy February 2, 2008

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