blubberboy

A North American hairless biped known for his exceptional sailing skills, and for the large consumption of alcohol. A superior rugby player usually found up in the front row. A ladies man. A humorous prankster that would go out of his way to aid a friend, and then smear a dog turd on his back as he walked away.

Dat Blubberboy is sofa king cool.
Don't make me open up a full can of blubberboy on your ass!
Blubberboy is hot.
Don't mess with blubb.