According to the holiday's official website (steakandbj.org), Valentine's Day is a holiday created by greeting card companies, and that day is devoted to women. To be
fair, there should be a special day for men to enjoy what they like. What do men like? Steak and blowjobs.
If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March
14. Since men
don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a
blowjob.
Sally: Do you know what today is?
Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.
Sally:
Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your
meat on my grill.