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Blowing leaves
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An
alternate
excuse
term for
masturbating
in secret.
Wife: "where have you been
sweetie
?"
Husband
: "Just been
blowing
leaves."
by
Old Long Johnson
October 05, 2009
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blowing wet leaves
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The act of performing
fellatio
on a
flaccid penis
; seemingly as futile as using a
leaf blower
on wet leaves.
The hooker was
blowing
wet leaves for
30 minutes
and her john still couldn't get a
hard-on
.
by
Bloody Plow
October 19, 2017
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