Blowing kisses

The act of recovering from such a massive dookey that your anus convulsives, mimmicking the act of blowing kisses.

That is the last time I eat that much food, after I took a shit my ass was blowing kisses for 20 minutes.

by Beef Swellington June 30, 2009

blow kiss

See zerbert. An action in which mouth is pressed to skin, usually stomach or arm, etc. and then the person blows from the mouth producing a fart-like noise.

"The mother tickled her child by giving him a blow kiss on the stomach."

by Jessica Sanderson August 23, 2006

blowing kisses

farting

Me: I've been blowing kisses since I ate that Taco Hell.

Coworker: That shit pwned you, doggy.

by spectacles August 12, 2008

blowing kisses

when a girl is chillen and sitting on the couch in her underwear. Then she moves and slightly shifts her underwear, and exposing herself..

if her vagina slips out of her underwear she is blowing kisses

oops! sorry i just blew a kiss

hey friend, your blowing kisses!

by LifeofG October 4, 2012

suck and blow kiss

two people press their lips together while one person blows out air and the other suck in air. It feels very weird, like sucking in helium

Hey! lets show Emily what the suck and blow kiss is!

by LacieLovesYew August 15, 2007

Blowing a kiss

Farting at someone. Can be naked (hence the pucker) or clothed. Great inconspicuous euphemism

She: I'm thinking of blowing a kiss to you later.

Me: Thanks!

by spectacles August 12, 2008

blow french kisses

A phrase guaranteed to cure a pesky preteen of sticking her tongue out at you.

If you blow one more french kiss at me, I'll french kiss you for real!

(the kid asks somebody what a french kiss is)

IIIIEEEWUH!

(the kid never speaks to you again, and looks frightened every time she sees you)

by Downstrike October 7, 2004