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Bloody willy 

Bloody willy is when you slit your palm and masturbate
I gave myself a bloody willy last night
Bloody willy by the 5 footer October 25, 2020
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Bloody Willy 

The act of a female homosapien inserting her digital into her vagina. Taking out her bloody digital the proceeds to put it in someone's ear. Hence a more extreme, gory, version of the classical "Wet Willy."
Yo is your ear bleeding?

_Nah Camilla gave me a "Bloody Willy."
What's that?
_She put her bloody finger in my ear...
...
_...
Bloody Willy by @niggadude._ January 20, 2019

there will be blood 

a character driven film directed by paul thomas anderson and based on the 1927 novel "oil!" by upton sinclair. daniel day-lewis plays the lead "daniel plainview" and gives his usual "oscar-caliber" performance is known for giving as he only seems to act in 2 films every decade. plainview on the surface seems like a simple man trying to get rich off the oil business but when his motives are questioned by a young evangelical preacher (played by paul dano of little miss sunshine) in a small california farming town we soon see another side of him. much more than just a fierce competitor and entrepreneur he doesn't want to just be the best, he wants to see no one else succeed...ever...at all costs. the film documents his decent into madness spanning nearly 30 years from 1898-1927. it is an allegory on consumerism versus faith. it has some of the best character development since taxi driver.

unfortunately i have a feeling this movie will only be remembered by some people for a specific line of dialog "i drink your milkshake! i drink it up!"
guy: i wanna see that movie where the guy says "i drink your milkshake!!!"

me: it called "there will be blood" and if that's the only thing that interests you in seeing this film...don't bother. it's nearly 3 hours long and a character driven period piece. you are much better just watching that clip over and over on "you-tube" and saying it to your friends until you bore of it. because you will most like be bored by this film. i also recommend you go watch napoleon dynamite again...it will have many more quotables for you!

My thoughts will have blood on them 

It means that you'll be able to do more then what you're doing right now. That you'll fight back amd not stand in fear. You'll have people behind you and not be scared of the “ifs” or the “whats”.

The blood is of the person you're talking about. Their blood on your thoughts.

The thoughts part is like when you have this gruesome thought of a gruesome idea, or not even gruesome just payback, or maybe just a meeting. The point is it's a thought that will satisfy you and allow you to move on. It'll be something you forget about but remember and still wanna do.

And im the one who made this phrase so- I hope its worth it-
“Youre a fucking retard you deserve everything bad! Go die!”

“My thoughts will have blood on them someday!”

“Oh shii im sorry!” or “Like fucking hell”

There will be blood 

A phrase use to indicate you will banging a female virgin tonight. Alternatively, although rarely, it can be used by a female virgin who intends on loosing her virginity tonight.
GuyA: Hey, where you going?
GuyB: ...there will be blood
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