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Bloody Walrus 

Upon receiving a blowjob, immediately after the moment of climax but before the reciever has chance to swallow (or, in some unfortunate cases, spit), the penis is quickly removed and a swift roundhouse to said receiver's nose is applied. Upon impact, if performed correctly, a stream of blood AND semen should flow forth from the nose of the recipient, resulting in a look resembling bloody walrus tusks.
Last night Molly wanted to so something new and unusual, so I gave her the ol' bloody walrus. I learned later she was refering to seeing the Bolshoi Ballet that was in town for a limited engagement.
Bloody Walrus by Smeckley April 7, 2008

Bloody Walrus 

Upon receiving a blowjob, immediately after the moment of climax but before the reciever has chance to swallow (or, in some unfortunate cases, spit), the penis is quickly removed and a swift roundhouse to said receiver's nose is applied. Upon impact, if performed correctly, a stream of blood AND semen should flow forth from the nose of the recipient, resulting in a look resembling bloody walrus tusks.
Last night Molly wanted to so something new and unusual, so I gave her the ol' bloody walrus. I learned later she was refering to seeing the Bolshoi Ballet that was in town for a limited engagement.

Bloody Walrus 

The act of one girl inserting two dildos into her mouth (Usually white or sivler) which makes her appear as a Walrus. She the inserts the half that is hanging out of her mouth into another womans vagina while that woman is on her period. After pulling the dildos out of the other womans vagina, it appears as though she is a "Bloody Walrus"
Jessica:Hey Christine I have a great idea for later!
Christine: Whats the great idea?
Jessica: Are you on your period still?
Christine: Yes I am actually
Jessica: Awesome! We can do the bloody walrus!!!
Bloody Walrus by Mushtaba May 17, 2008
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