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Bloody Stump 

When your getting a blow job and your girl/ guy has a seizure and bites off you cock leaving you with a bloody stump.
Dude my girl was giving me the best blowy last night and shit turned bad leaving me with a bloody stump.
Bloody Stump by Trojan69 May 1, 2019

Bloody stump 

Screwing a girl when she has her period. The dick comes out looking like a bloody stump
Bloody stump by Bahama mama July 8, 2003

bloody stump 

when you've been walking for so long that your feet feel like bloody stumps instead of feet.
"After the Washington D.C. trip, my feet were bloody stumps."
bloody stump by Harold78 October 10, 2017

draw back a bloody stump 

pulling back what should be your intact hand after mistakenly reaching for some item you counted on as belonging to you. Most often a trick in the card game of Euchre. The actual owner of the trick having severed all or part of your hand up to, but not including the elbow. The dismemberment/amputation could occur in any of a variety of gruesome manner-- meat cleaver amputations are quickest and most successful but other more lengthy and painful mutilations might include, but not limited to, chainsaws, electric OR manual meat grinders, strait razors, butcher knives, cinder blocks, sledge hammers, boot heels, barbeque forks etc.
Juan forgot that spades was trump so when he tried to collect the trick with his ace of clubs I ground his hand from his wrist with my Black and Decker belt sander leaving only denuted bone and scraps of soft tissue in its place causing him to draw back a bloody stump.
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