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When your getting a blow job and your girl/ guy has a seizure and bites off you cock leaving you with a bloody stump.
Dude my girl was giving me the best blowy last night and shit turned bad leaving me with a bloody stump.
by Trojan69 May 01, 2019
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Screwing a girl when she has her period. The dick comes out looking like a bloody stump
by Bahama mama July 08, 2003
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when you've been walking for so long that your feet feel like bloody stumps instead of feet.
"After the Washington D.C. trip, my feet were bloody stumps."
by Harold78 October 10, 2017
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