Blood-Gasm

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After intense masturbation (9-10 Times) you cum Blood instead of Semen.

Dude last time I was so horny I beat it off till I Blood-Gasmed!

Blood-Gasm by Zerosympathy October 22, 2008

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Blood-gasm

a blood-gasm....When You cum soo much that eventually your insides cant handle the intensity and the next time you're trying to shoot your love juice on your victims face she ( or he) gets a bloody suprise of old mucussy jizz all over.

The last time i was fucking my girlfriend anal i pulled out and had a blood-gasm.

Blood-gasm by stoned sex robot November 28, 2007

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bloodgasm

The act of ejaculating and bleeding from the same orifice simultaneously. Caused by excessive masturbation or sex within the period of a few hours (six times average). More common in men. Caused by a combination of extreme pleasure and blood vessel damage.

Ricky's seventh hooker for that evening approached him, but before she could unzip his pants, they were soiled with his three-pound bloodgasm.

bloodgasm by Emcee January 27, 2005

bloodgasm

a psychedelic technicolor orgasm acheived by a woman during her menstrual period

When Julie and I first had sex during her period, she had an explosive bloodgasm and I had to change my sheets.

bloodgasm by Julian Q. Vanderbilt, III December 26, 2005

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026