blonk

A personal online diary in which the author writes solely about herself (originating from the term "blog").

"Nobody tells me anything anymore. They're scared it's going to wind up in my blonk. As if! This blonk is strictly me me me, that's the whole point of a blonk isn't it?"

by Annie Rhiannon December 9, 2006

blonk

Blonk is a word that some people use to describe the act of screwing someone over in a major way when at least one of the participants does not know the other's name.
syn. screw

As soon as she saw his four inch thick muscles, she knew she wanted to blonk him.
When he took her car keys and threw them in the lake for no apparent reason, she was totally blonked.

by elfy September 18, 2004

blonk

To blonk is to blow your nose and accidentally loudly honk it in the process.

I blonked my nose so hard I heard the echo in the room.

by eric torkelson January 27, 2005

BLONK

BLONK (pronunciation: bah-lohnk) is a crappy band that creates shitty techno that sounds like its from the 80s. -{quoted by j-mar}
It is also a common term used in very, very famous shali song lyrics. I mean *song lyrics

(8)i remember that we had no structure,
a lonely park that night i wish i BLONKed her

by Barrack Obama March 21, 2008

Mental blonk

A state of confusion brought about by the excessive intake of alcohol.

"I've got a mental blonk, I can't remember where I put my keys".

by Jakerator June 20, 2009

jitty blonk

Everything in the world, both known and not known to man, except for fifty-five.

Dude that car is so jitty blonk.

by Evan Bradley May 19, 2008

Blonks haters international

Blonks haters international (BHI) is a group of people who hate on blonks aka toxic fans of blackpink. They don't hate blackpink and blackpink's whole fandom they only hate their toxic and immature fans who cause trouble and Chaos in other fandom's

I'm a part of blonks haters international

by Blonks June 11, 2021