Blonde ride

1. sex with a blonde woman.
2. a woman with blonde hair.

1. John's got a blonde ride for tonight.
2. Look at that hot blonde ride.

by Deep blue 2012 October 16, 2009

blondeside

When an attractive person, frequently a young blonde woman, surprises another party with quick wit and intelligence.

"I never realized how intelligent you were until I spoke with you....you totally blondesided me!"

by kittyinlaw May 20, 2008

blondepride1992

Awesomest blonde EVER...she will add you to her KILL list if you dont cooperate. Lawnmowers are often used by Her.

NEVER hug or kiss the same person as blondepride1992.

by blondepride1992 January 4, 2009

Blondeidentitycrisis

The blondest most coolest most stylish people pleaser out there.

Blondeidentitycrisis
Person 1: "Have you heard of that Fe dom?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah she's over there in that corner apologizing to the wall for bumping into it."
Person 1: "Oof Oikawa reincarnation tingz."

by WhycantyoubemorelikeHange August 9, 2021