When preforming a man on top style 69 and throat punches her so hard his balls give her two black eyes, similtaneously!
"dude, why does your girl have two black eyes? That's not a good look."
"Nah, it's fine, I gave her a blind pirate!"
"Nah, it's fine, I gave her a blind pirate!"
by jake_ace_22 March 29, 2019
when you are doing a bitch from behind, you wait until you are about to cum then spit on the girl's back. She turns around and you give her a cum shot to the eye and she says "ARGGGG"
by Twat sniff September 08, 2006
Similar to the facial. A blind pirate is when a load is let out on someones face and get's in their eye. It can cause extreme irritation!
by carrimosa March 26, 2009
while doing a bitch from behind, spit on her back before you blow your load and when she turns around you bust in her face.
by Twat sniff September 08, 2006
blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face
man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.
man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....
man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....
by INSANE1323 July 07, 2009