Bligging

A two person activity where you insert a funnel into the other’s anus, then insert a cathode into your urethra and attach the anode to a car battery, causing intense pelvic floor stimulations that make you shit and cum violently which funnel into the partner’s rectum.

John and Stacy were nearly hospitalized after their bligging sesh last night! It sounds pretty fun to blig though.

by SkibidiSlicers69 April 27, 2024

minging or blinging

An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.

"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"

"Cheryl has a new man"

"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"

by The_ALCH January 10, 2022

Truism Blogging

(1) Blog posts that re-state the mind numbingly obvious as if it were original and insightful.

(2) Blog posts that rehash ideas within a given vein that have already circulated ad-nauseam, without adding significantly to them.

(3) Blog posts that put forward ideas so fluffy, feel-good or ambiguous that it is impossible to disagree with them, but they don't add value either.

Many personal development blogs are mostly a compilation of "wisdom" found on refrigerator magnets. We can all agree for instance, that "it's important to be yourself", except when it's more expedient not to be. This is truism blogging.

by Rickter Scale April 25, 2010

Night Blogging

Night blogging begins usually around 11pm, and finishes in the early morning. Bloggers on tumblr will blog strange things, sometimes deep yet completely messed up, sometimes utterly meaningless, sometimes gifs of stupid things, and sometimes bloggers will even go as far as to question the existance of humanity in those few strange hours. The posts that are reblogged are generally irrelevant to the theme of the users blog, but yet the post is considered acceptable, because of course, it is night. It is considered acceptable to blog in this strange, retarded manner in these night hours, so usually, if a blogger is online at night, they will find very strange posts on their dashboard.

Hey, it's 2am so what the hell. I'll reblog this picture of a bald man with flying eyebrows. Nobody cares when you're night blogging.

by thisisntthesamyouarelookingfor August 11, 2012

Mommy Blogging

v. A new mother's unfortunate need to talk endlessly about their new children despite the fact that no one actually cares. Updates and pictures and stories are plastered all over social media. Can continue indefinitely and is not limited to only new mothers and their babies, but that is what is most common.

Jane: This is Tommy playing with his blocks! So cute! I'm so blessed!
Carol: This is the tenth picture you've posted of your kid in an hour, stop with the mommy blogging already!

by BallisticWeasel September 20, 2013

blogging

Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

usually occurs after a person purchases or attains access to a computer but before they learn anything about writing.

by hex September 15, 2005

blinging

adj: 1. flashy, ostentatious, attratcing attention. 2. to become erect sexually

1. Chico was blinging when he stolled up in the club last night.
2. Chico's yummy-doodle was blinging when I was dancing w/ him at the club last night.

by Dee November 11, 2003