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Instant Blowie

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.
Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.
by BigFloppa December 19, 2020
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Ghost blowie

When someone is giving you head and, due to their poor technique, you cannot feel anything
I don’t know if I can keep seeing her bro, she gives me ghost blowies
by Demontooth November 15, 2022
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Forest Hills Blowie

Woman is sitting on toilet peeing and gives a man a BJ
I accidentally walked in on her while she was using the bathroom and ended up getting a Forest hills Blowie.
by Turbodmc May 22, 2016
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blowie

To give a guy Head/Blowjob. Slang word for blowjob really.
"Can i have a blowie?"
by Miss Parker March 8, 2005
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Forest Hills Blowie

Woman sits on toilet taking piss and gives a guy a BJ
I accidently walked in on her in the bathroom and ended up getting a Forest Hills Blowie
by Turbodmc May 13, 2016
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blewish

A mixed child of Black and Jewish descent.
Man, if given the chance, I'd have some blewish kids with Andy Samberg in a heartbeat.
by so stellar April 3, 2009
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