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Bleacher Ethan 

A mammal that lives under the bleachers. If approached right it will lick the nacho cheese off your fingers.

Mating call: Damn Mami you're thicc as fuck

Looks: Like the celebrity known as Ethan dolan

Warning: if not approached with nachos it will spit gargle water at you
Jen: What's that crunching noise?
Stacey: Don't worry. It's just the Bleacher Ethan that lives here
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