Bleached Asshole 

An asshole that has undergone cosmetic processes to make it lighter. The practice follows from the anuses of women in "mens magazines" being "retouched," and women in strip clubs and other asshole-bearing lines of work wanting to appear clean.

Actual procedures used vary, but there are numerous products available to the consumer, as well as from the spa industry.

Heather used an awkward combination of mirrors as she simultaneously pulled apart her buttcheeks, bent over, and had a good look at her newly bleached asshole.

Bleached Asshole by Sungo June 8, 2007

Bleached Asshole 

What gay clubbers do to insure safe clean sex. Also a bleached asshole is more asthetically pleasing to the eye than a dark brown one. After clubbing all nite long, in the closet gay clubbers want to see niceness in the starfish they are poking.

Dude: Hey those guys are pairing up over there.

Chick: I bet they have bleached assholes.

Dude: You fucking right bitch, they'z goin' to the bathroom now to scope each other's shit out.

Bleached Asshole by Andres Aragon Camara July 9, 2006

Bleached Asshole 

someone who looks innocent but is an asshole behind the scenes

Homelander America's hero is actually a bleached asshole

Bleached Asshole by Childish Bambino June 21, 2022

Bleached asshole 

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.

Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.

Bleached asshole by She is Petroff February 14, 2024

bleached asshole

someone who is insanely beautiful but also an asshole

“he’s a bit of a bleached asshole”

bleached asshole by fredbigs67 May 2, 2026

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole. 

All that glitter ain't gold.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole. by EgoÏk April 23, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005