An asshole that has undergone cosmetic processes to make it lighter. The practice follows from the anuses of women in "mens magazines" being "retouched," and women in strip clubs and other asshole-bearing lines of work wanting to appear clean.
Actual procedures used vary, but there are numerous products available to the consumer, as well as from the spa industry.
Actual procedures used vary, but there are numerous products available to the consumer, as well as from the spa industry.
Heather used an awkward combination of mirrors as she simultaneously pulled apart her buttcheeks, bent over, and had a good look at her newly bleached asshole.
by Sungo May 21, 2007
What gay clubbers do to insure safe clean sex. Also a bleached asshole is more asthetically pleasing to the eye than a dark brown one. After clubbing all nite long, in the closet gay clubbers want to see niceness in the starfish they are poking.
Dude: Hey those guys are pairing up over there.
Chick: I bet they have bleached assholes.
Dude: You fucking right bitch, they'z goin' to the bathroom now to scope each other's shit out.
Chick: I bet they have bleached assholes.
Dude: You fucking right bitch, they'z goin' to the bathroom now to scope each other's shit out.
by Andres Aragon Camara July 09, 2006
by Childish Bambino June 22, 2022
'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'
by EgoÏk March 17, 2014
by Dick_Bitches November 05, 2013
Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.
Sort of like a fake bitch.
Sort of like a fake bitch.
Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.
by She is Petroff February 15, 2024
You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?
by P0rky69 February 15, 2024