Blazin' Blumpkin

The act of eating 6 extremely hot buffalo wings, taking an extremely steamy hot shit, while a woman performs a blow jay on your dick.

that chick gave the best blazin' blumpkin

by trevor fartlett June 14, 2010

Blazing Blumpkin

When you are receiving a blumpkin during a horrible case of diarrhea.

She agreed to give me a blumpkin, though the event was bittersweet. The girl did a good job, but my burrito from last night turned this blumpkin into a Blazing Blumpkin. At the end of the ordeal, my dirt star looked like a red giant.

by KC Mojo July 19, 2010