Blast Shat 

To ferociously shoot diarrhea or shit from the anal part of your body and die.

"An old lady was driving and blast shat herself and died"

Blast Shat by Waisian March 30, 2017

shat blast 

when your done in the bathroom and the toilet bowl is blasted with shat. it usually doesn't come off when you flush.

"I walked into Ryan's bathroom to take a leak and there was a nasty shat blast in the toilet"

shat blast by stusky September 26, 2006

Shat Blast 

When somebody shats with such force and liquidity that pieces (or drops) of poop end up stuck to the bottom of the toilet seat.

Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.

"omg somebody totally shat blasted my toilet"

Shat Blast by aentreri June 29, 2009

shatter blast

Simply put, explosive diarrhea. The term is usually applied in the instance where the perpetrator doesn't "make it" into the fully seated position prior to detonation. The result being a completely fouled facility - floor, walls, possibly the ceiling, etc.

The haz-mat team was called in to clean up the men's room after someone shatter blasted the stall.

shatter blast by Bizzle my dizzle September 13, 2013

Shatcha blest

Means shut your mouth, or shut up.

If someone are saying/said something stupid/weird, you can say «shatcha blest» to make them silent, or make them cautious about the stupid/weird thing they are saying or said.
You can also use the saying against someone if they are doing/did something stupid/annoying/weird.

I told Johannes «shatcha blest» because he said something stupid that annoyed me.

I told Johannes «shatcha blest» because he did something stupid, or because he acted different in a weird way.

Shatcha blest by Master Trexyno October 9, 2021