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Blarney Stoner 

A person of Irish descent who frequently smokes marijuana.
"Dude, that Irish exchange student Riley McFinnigan O'Connor smokes more weed than anyone else at this school. He's such a Blarney Stoner."
Blarney Stoner by amazingASK April 7, 2009
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blarney stone 

A rock hanging over the side of some irish castle, that people go and kiss.
Gis Kiss me blarney stone.
blarney stone by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

Kiss The Blarney Stone 

The unwelcome touch of porcelain on the end of your penis while sitting on the toilet
I did my best not to kiss the blarney stone while using a festival portaloo
Kiss The Blarney Stone by NZ Jack November 7, 2013

blarney stone 

Stone in Blarney Castle near Cork (Ireland) that only tourists/ foreigners kiss to become silver-tongued.
Local residents would never do so 'cause teenagers pee over the stone.
Never kiss the blarney stone.
blarney stone by murks001 July 9, 2009

Blarney Stone 

A fellatio position such that the giver is positioned on his or her back on a bed with head hanging over the edge and receiver is standing in front of the bed.
Much to the chagrin of her chiropractor, Hallie continues to administer blowjobs in Blarney Stone position in hopes that it may one day afford her a trip to Ireland.
Blarney Stone by andyhah1 December 24, 2011

A [blarney stone] 

The wonderful act of ejaculating 14 times into a condom, ropes a plenty, and then proceeding to freeze the condom and use it as a dildo.
I'm so excited for to watch Brad give Kev a blarney stone tonight its going to be amazing. I hope they both fill the condom.

kiss the Blarney Stone 

To kiss the Blarney Stone is said to bring about a charm on the kisser, to bestow upon them a silver tongue with which they get the gift of the gab to spin flattery, tales, and songs to mesmerize others.
A man attempting to kiss the Blarney Stone falls to his death. Holmes' investigation reveals this as a murder
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