When you hook up with someone for a one-night stand but it wasn't as good as you'd thought it'd be.
"So did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Yeah but it was a total bland stand."
by BlueFanta December 4, 2016
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Just another boring, manufactured boy band, singing boring, manufactured pop songs.
Britney: OMG, that 'One Direction' are such a total boy bland!
Courtney: Totally!
by samusamus December 11, 2010
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A black female who was murdered by a police officer in Waller County Jail center who was dead in her mug shot #whathappendtosandybland
Sandra Bland was killed and harassed by Texas Police Officers.
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Noun. Used to describe situations when you are ambushed by another person (usually an old man), who then proceeds to tell you a suicide-inducingly dull story.
Fred: Yeah, I was just out for a morning run and this guy came out of nowhere and started telling me about his grandkids.

Bill: Looks as if you trod on a Bland Mine.
by Dr.Erdbeer October 24, 2010
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A woman who in all aspects of life is plain. She is not an "outside of the box" kind of girl. She always chooses the same dull things and never tries anything different.

Barbara Bland dresses the same, eats the same plain food, and maintains the same simple style through out the years.

Rather than a peppercorn steak and Spicy noodle she is a chicken and rice kind of gal.
I'm having a dinner party tonight, but not sure what to make since Barbara Bland is coming; Toast it is!
by Debbie.D October 30, 2009
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n. A sub-genre of music consisting of mostly acoustic guitars and polo shirts, often identified by its cliched covers (e.g. Sublime's "Santeria").

adj. Of the college bar variety.
This band is so dave matthews bland. We should leave this crappy bar.
by CasetteFM September 11, 2009
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