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Black Hoodie Boy 

A boy who tends to wear a black hoodie all the time. They're usually pretty quiet, sitting in the back of the class. They have some friends, but not in their classes. Everyone knows who they are, but never knows too much about their character. They seem emo, maybe depressed. They're a genius. No one talks to them until they need answers. They're usually ambiverted, and rarely talk outside of their circle. They're the ones single handedly holding up the class average. People think they'll shoot up the school, and thus seem afraid of him. The black hoodie boy does everything in a group project, finishes in 1min, then immediately after he turns it in his perfectionism kicks in and he's terrified he let his group down. He's usually so desperate for love or any human interaction at all he'll give anyone the answers to work because then someone talks to them. They're very lonely, and constantly can't sleep at night. They wish for nothing but love, although never get any. No girls love him, and 1/5 of people think he's gay. He's the most loyal, caring, and wise people you'll meet, if you talk to him. He's also the most sweet, polite, romantic, and thoughtful partners you could date. He's not cynical, he's just so lonely he doesn't know how conversation works. He's often left out of most social situations, even in his own friend group. Everyone knows him and has talked to him before, but next to no one knows him well, even if he plays sports or something very popular.
Classmate 1 - "Yo what's the answer to answer 6?"
Classmate 2 - "I dunno let me ask black hoodie boy's name"
Classmate 2 - "Hey what's the answer to question 6?"
Black Hoodie Boy - "..."
Black Hoodie Boy - "24.7"
Classmate 2 - "Thanks Bro"

Black Hoodie Boy - "Hey I kind of like you a lot, could we maybe go out sometime?"
Crush - "Ew, no."

Friend 1 - "Tacos are so good though"
Friend 2 - "Nah Burgers are better, on god"
Black Hoodie Boy - "Actually I think-"
Friends 1 & 2 - *both cut him off and refuse to listen to him*

Please talk to the Black Hoodie Boy.
Black Hoodie Boy by SBiscBoi October 12, 2020
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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026