Black Coffee

Here's a black Coffee!
Excuse me, I asked for a chocolate frappe. I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, DAVE. IT'S FROM THE MANAGER.
WHO'S YOUR MANAGER?

DAN.
Oh. *runs away*
by YeetTheDave,Phil. September 29, 2018
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black coffee

Straight coffee. Coffee without any additives like milk or sweetener.
Barista: "Did you want any milk or sugar in your coffee?"
Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please."
Barista nods approvingly.
by barista101 July 18, 2011
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Black coffee

To slap someone's soul from his/her body with your one good hand.
I Black coffee'd my disobedient son.
by South African Banter September 29, 2016
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Black coffee

A form of coffee made from coffee beans without sweetener but with a dash of sophistication
Bob: Wow, you drink black coffee?
Jacob: Yes, this black coffee makes me feel rather sophisticated.
by SheSaidShoot April 10, 2016
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Black coffee

Black coffee is black money that you earn illegally
Do you have a job?
Yea I make black coffee
by Ham der December 29, 2015
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Black Coffee with Milk

Said by one, in recognition of a contradictory, absurd or nonsensical statement made by another.

Example-

"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." George W. Bush, (Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008)

Commentator – “... and he’ll have a black coffee, with milk!”

Originated in a Sainsbury's coffee shop in Weston-Super-Mare, circa 2010, whilst observing a stupid, bald Brummie’s beverage order.
by Quelmo Rodriguez June 28, 2010
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Jacksonville Black Coffee

When a girl has diarrhea on a guys dick and then proceeds to give him oral
She was just gonna give me head, but she had to shit so it turned into a Jacksonville black coffee
by HUGEWEEEEENERSTOTHEFACEE January 08, 2011
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