Bjorned
"Kieran's so bjorned, he cancelled his plans with us last minute to chill with his girlfriend who cheated on him last week."
Bjorned by InbredCantCum September 20, 2017
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bjorned • get björned • borned • bjorked • björne • Bjored • Bjorked Up • Bjorndahl • björnerbäck • Bjorneriffic
get björned
To get björned is a way to get pranked, like "hah you just got björned by björn" its a verb form of the swedish word for bear.
get björned.
get björned.
get björned by getBJör February 10, 2023
Bjored
I am so bjored...
björne
A kick ass Swedish character from kid porgrams on TV. He's awesome and usually kills snigel. Because he hates snigel. Snigel is a fucked up snail who always are saying dumb things to Björne. So Björne decided to kill that bastard.
Björne: OH VA ROOLIGT!
Snigel: Nä de va tråkigt sm fasen
Björne: NÄ NU HÅLLER DU KÄFTEN JÄVLA HORUNGE
Snigel: Haha kom o ta mig dah
Björne: JA NU HAR DU GJORT BORT DIG
Snigel: Du ljuger!
Björne: JÄVLA SNIGELFAN KOM TILLBAKA
Snigel: Vänta vafan ska du hugga mig med den där yxan?
Björne: JA NU JÄVLAR
Snigel: Neeeeeeeeeeej
Björne: NU JÄVLAR HAR DU GJORT BORT DIG SOM FAN ASSÅ
Snigel *splat*
Björne: haha get r3kt m8
Snigel: Nä de va tråkigt sm fasen
Björne: NÄ NU HÅLLER DU KÄFTEN JÄVLA HORUNGE
Snigel: Haha kom o ta mig dah
Björne: JA NU HAR DU GJORT BORT DIG
Snigel: Du ljuger!
Björne: JÄVLA SNIGELFAN KOM TILLBAKA
Snigel: Vänta vafan ska du hugga mig med den där yxan?
Björne: JA NU JÄVLAR
Snigel: Neeeeeeeeeeej
Björne: NU JÄVLAR HAR DU GJORT BORT DIG SOM FAN ASSÅ
Snigel *splat*
Björne: haha get r3kt m8
bjorked
A colloquial augmentation of the phrase 'borked', meaning 'broken beyond repair' or 'cream crackered'.
'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.
It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.
'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.
It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.
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