Bitches ain't Shit

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Self explanatory. Bitches(as in ho's and sluts and ugly cuntfaces) ain't(are not) shit(nothing good. stupid. smelly. ugly.

Dooby: dude wtf. girls hate me. im gonna go to mexico when no one is looking!
jeff: Bitches ain't Shit!
Dooby: :( i am robo dooby. i have no emotion.

Bitches ain't Shit by jeffwebb November 22, 2005

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Bitches Ain’t Shit

It means that you hoes ain’t shit and will never be shit cause y’all some hoooessssss

“Damn she already fuckin with 3 niggas,man bitches ain’t shit”

Bitches Ain’t Shit by Yaniggatony July 19, 2019

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Bitches ain’t shit

All my exes

“Damn Timmy,she already got a man. Bitches ain’t shit on moms’

Bitches ain’t shit by Yaniggatony July 19, 2019

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Bitches ain’t shit

Destinie ain’t shit!!!!!!

Destinie is the definition of bitches ain’t shit

Bitches ain’t shit by Officialxeric16 August 18, 2022

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Niggas ain't shit, Bitches ain't shit neither

This is a saying used to describe a Male or Female that cheats on their significant other or lies to their significant other or plays with they feelings or break they heart.

Female: I swear Niggas cheat and lie too much and get mad when they girlfriend cheat on them and try to kill another dude about a girl he cheated on Niggas ain't shit.
Male: And y'all Females be sneaky and cheating on the low and if a nigga don't wanna date bitches be crazy with burning yo shit on fire and all that crazy shit.
Me: Niggas ain't shit, Bitches ain't shit neither

Niggas ain't shit, Bitches ain't shit neither by Lil y the great March 4, 2022

Bitches ain't got shit

Females that I dislike are not in possession of items or qualities that I find useful or important.

-"Hey, those girls is creepin' up on yo man!"

-"Girl please, bitches ain't got shit!"

Bitches ain't got shit by ananane November 21, 2010

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bitches aint shit

Originally a Dr. Dre song, but has since evolved into a generic saying used to blow off a shitty situation involoving a female. The song has since been remade by Ben Folds.

Guy: Dude, I broke up with Anna last night.

Friends: Screw her dude, bitches aint shit, lets get wasted.

bitches aint shit by peaceoutmaw December 10, 2006

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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