An insulting alias given to someone who throws various items at the back of your head, then proceeds to play dumb after confrontation.
Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce
Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce
Guy 1: I hate that roman kid, he threw some ranch lettuce at me!
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.
by Snozingly7 December 09, 2022