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Bitch Witch 

A Bitch Witch is a witch who looks like she is wearing a shitty Christmas hat, and looks like a whorey bitch. And has no broom, because she likes to be a bitch.
Person 1: Does that witch has no broom? And is wearing a crappy Christmas hat?

Person 2: Yeah, looks like she's a bitch witch.
Bitch Witch by LeSpazzy December 9, 2016

bitch witch 

when one crosses their hands and performs a simulitaneous back hand to anothers face.
dman b, that nigga just got bitch witched
bitch witch by sir ler February 24, 2009

bitch witch 

when one crosses their hands and performs a simulitaneous back hand to anothers face.
dman b, that nigga just got bitch witched
bitch witch by sir ler February 24, 2009

Bitch witch 

This is an expression that is reserved for only the most wicked of the wicked, rude, mean, people. Someone who is a bitch witch is terrible and makes you want to pull your eyes and hair out. They are to be avoided at all costs. This can also be written "witch bitch".
That bitch witch makes my life a living hell.

Working with that bitch witch makes me feel miserable every day.

Did you hear what he did? He's truly a bitch witch!
Bitch witch by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023

Witch bitch 

This is an expression that is reserved for only the most wicked of the wicked, rude, mean, people. Someone who is a witch bitch is terrible and makes you want to pull your eyes and hair out. They are to be avoided at all costs. This can alternatively also be written "bitch witch".
This witch witch got in my way so I knocked her out!

All I see is a witch bitch pretending to be nice.

This witch bitch insulted me, so I called her a witch bitch!

Which witch bitch are you referring to?
Witch bitch by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023

witch bitch 

synonym for "astrolohoe"

A person, usually female, obsessed with astrology and a proclivity towards promiscuity. They base their entire "dating" life on the "science" of astrology in order to weed out undesirables, without mentioning their looks, therefor avoiding the identification as a superficial person.
witch bitch: what's your sign?
Ugly man: scorpio
witch bitch: oh no, I had bad experiences with Scorpios before, This ain't gonna work out.

witch bitch: what's your sign?
chad: leo
witch bitch: oh, i heard they can get quite adventurous... sexual innuendo at maximum
witch bitch by Ragnar33 October 11, 2023
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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