Bitch Wife

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Name symbolizing the typical everyday pain in the ass wife.

"Go make me a sandwich Bitch wife".

Sorry ass Swamp Donkey Bitch wife.

Bitch Wife by Bruce say's "fuck'em" August 14, 2009

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bitch wife

a name your man gives you. instead of being his girlfriend youre a "bitch wife".

shes my bitch wife.

bitch wife by ladyashleigh September 28, 2008

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bitch wife

someone whose wife is kind of bossy and in charge; not to be confused with wife who is a bitch.

dang your wife won’t let you leave the house must be a bitch wife

bitch wife by randomguywithsomebeer May 30, 2021

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Dumb Potato Bitch Wife

One who thinks that bringing potato salad to a BBQ is acceptable but is actually not.

I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad!

Dumb Potato Bitch Wife by Acrowfasd April 25, 2017

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were dire bitch wife

A person of either gender who is exceptionally tall, angry, and controlling.
The person needn't be female, though this trait is most common in people of the double-x chromasome persuasion.

Patty: You know, girlfriends who don't let you go to opening week at Gabby's grow up to be were dire bitch wives...
Jordan: Yeah, dude.

A: Wow...Vee-dub is going to be such a were dire bitch wife if she ever gets married. Damn-sauce...
B: Oh my gosh, I know...

were dire bitch wife by The Adrians April 5, 2008

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queen bitch sister wife

A queen bitch sister wife or QBSW for short is someone who knows what they want and GETS IT, they rule over all of the other sister wives and even has a couple guys on the side

In a sentence: damn that girl stole my man again her twerk game is too strong. I wish I could be a QUeen bitch sister wife like er

queen bitch sister wife by Doooooit October 7, 2013

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Wife Bitch

A wife bitch is someone who will do things for you when you ask because they are pushovers.

Usually a wife bitch is a friend or a best friend.

It is also used as a name for your other or wife when they do the household chores.

Hey wife bitch, go get my pizza!

My wife bitch hasn't been doing the dishes lately!

Wife Bitch by Cuntin Millestme June 2, 2012

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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