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bird bathing 

1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.
I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.
bird bathing by Meow's girl May 9, 2010

Bird bathing 

to choke on a large member until it becomes turgid and ultimately spurts into one's mouth. This act is then follow by the regurgitation into another's mouth.
Hey bro, you wanna do some bird bathing.......no homo
Bird bathing by Freakish_dong January 29, 2020

bird bathing 

when someone playing battlefield 2, just runs around in a base not killing anyone repeatedly dying
Marc stop bird bathing in the base and do something for our team!!
bird bathing by tiger_stripe August 28, 2011

Birdbathing 

The act of splish-splashing water from the sink onto your dick and balls, as mentioned in Ep. 22 of The Judgies: Josh Gets Roasted. Can also be used as "birdbathin'" or "birdbathin' it"
"When I was birdbathing after doing the business, a house centipede made a mad dash for the ol' cock and ball."
Birdbathing by commie_scum October 1, 2021

Birdbathing 

When you stretch the excess skin of your testicles to form a bowl and urinate into it and wait for a birdie to land on it and drink
I like to go birdbathing at the park