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The Violinist 

Someone who tells nothing but sob stories, makes excuses for failures, and seems to be busier then he actually is, hence, composing all day.
Q: Hey dude, have you been training this summer, fall semeseter is just around the corner. If you are serious about making the ASU XC team, you got to be putting in the time and be fit when the gun goes off.

A: I haven't been running as much as I want to, been busy with work, weather has been terrible out here, and have no one to train with.

Q: Dude are you serious, stop composing all day, what are you, The Violinist?
The Violinist by mr. pelon August 27, 2013

violinist 

Someone seems to become a violinist at the second he/she starts playing the violin. But it takes way more than that to be a worthy one. They can play such a wide range of style, sounds and techniques. And violonists can go accoustic-electric or electric. They can rock too~

They can express such vivid and passionate emotions, the violin isn't a mere tool, they use it as a voice for all the tenderness and melancholy of their soul. They reach and stab all hearts with their bow (used to rub the cords, but cupid implied too). You will love the gentle nostalgia, or will hate the loneliness and sorrow; but it will touch your soul so deep that you will have no other choice than to feel it.

Otherwise the violonist would make plain sound, or horrid noise.
"World acclaimed electric violinists Linzi Stoppard and Ben Lee's new string act FUSE." Forget the dusty penguins with shit coloured instruments (no offence), Linzi is gorgeous with her custom gold electric instrument. (And without.) See her site linzistoppard.com/music to hear real violinists.

Wanna be:
"I'm gonna become famous with my new violin and make lots of money!"
*The poor violin screams under a lack precision and passion, the poor thing crying for the mercy a bonfire.*
Man that shit doesn't do what I want, it must be broken. The hell with it.
*Sells it for boose, to lower the awareness of some already brainless chick, to fuck her a big 5 minute of effort, while she'll do the star.*

Don't waste good despise on skilled people, do it on mediocrity. For a better world, or at least a trying one.
violinist by FallenShad June 26, 2009

Marine Biologist 

A type of biologist vastly superior to land or sky biologists.
MB: your biology sucks, and you smell like fish
SB: screw you dude
MB: Marine biologist, I calls em as I sees them
Marine Biologist by Words-worthy September 9, 2012

Faceless Violinist 

Faceless Violinist aka Chris is a faceless man (not anymore) who can play violin covers (haven't heard any yet) on YouTube. He is a white man, he has the pass to say the n-word, but says fella. He is that nigga and it not to be messed with. He mods for Simbathadumpaliciousgod and Aurithedumpaliciousmermaid. However, every February he might say the n-word, so look out for it.

ballinistic 

word for someone or something who has done something ballin
That was ballinistic!
ballinistic by dperch July 19, 2007

first violinist 

If orchestra were Mean Girls, the first violinists would be the Plastics.
First violinist: On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Cellist: Nice bow. What's it made out of?
First violinist: YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR!

Conductor: Why are you playing so quietly?
First violinist: I'm a mouse, duh.

Flautist: What's up with the bassist? I feel like she's hiding something.
First violinist: That's why her instrument is so big. It's full of secrets.

Oboist: What do you have against the concertmaster?
Bassoonist: She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.

Concertmaster: I can't play Pachelbel. I'm on an all-Romantic repertoire. God, Karen, you are so stupid!

First violinist: If you're from the viola section, why are you good?
Concertmaster: Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're good.

First violinist: She doesn't even go here!
Conductor: Do you play in this orchestra?
Soprano: No, I just have a lot of feelings.

Clarinetist: Made out with my instrument? Omg that was one time!
first violinist by Heart and Sol December 27, 2013
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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