Billy Shit

Some extremely gay shit like putting a ":)" at the end of every text. Billy shit occurs when someone does something super lame that would upset any normal man that hears about it.

Girl: "Billy, don't text me back unless you're on the way to my house to have sex with me."
Billy: "Girl, dont text me back unless you're on the way to my house to have sex with me:)"
Girl: "Thats some Billy shit. Don't text me."

by DJ Tessy Tes and B Dub March 9, 2010

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billy two-shits

Someone who constantly practices one-upmanship; if you've had one shit, he's had two.

Sam: "I'm fed up with him telling me how everything he has is bigger, better and faster than what everyone else has!"

Gene: "Yes, he's a real Billy two-shits."

by Fergus Mason April 2, 2008

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The Billy Mays Shit

When You Take a Crap, then Wipe and go to wash your hands. But your Ass tells you But Wait there is More.

I took a shit at work and as I washed my hands, The Billy Mays Shit knocked on the door and said but wait there is more. I then rushed to the still warm stall to finish my business.

by TheBigPope69 October 19, 2021

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