1 definition by Fergus Mason

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Someone who constantly practices one-upmanship; if you've had one shit, he's had two.
Sam: "I'm fed up with him telling me how everything he has is bigger, better and faster than what everyone else has!"

Gene: "Yes, he's a real Billy two-shits."
by Fergus Mason April 02, 2008
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