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Noun: A lovely and bewitching individual whom dawns the sign cancer and shows the qualities of a nymph; Sports high tendancies of fangirl obsession obviously triggered by parents raised in the groupie generations; Good friend. Antonym of fat. Verb: Synonym for love when referring to Paul Brandt.

My new girlfriend is so Billie-Jean.

I am in Billie-Jean with Paul Brandt!

Billie-Jean by Spanish Inquisition August 31, 2007

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Billie Jean

Anybody who is not Michael Jackson's lover.

Billie Jean is not my lover, scumbag!

Billie Jean by Ainolketta March 12, 2005

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Billie Jean

A girl who claims the kid is Michaels son . (The kid is not Michaels son) . Billie Jean is also not Michaels lover she also claims that he is the one but he’s not

Billie Jean is not my lover she’s just a girl who claims that I am the one but the kid is not my son Hee Hee Hee -Michael jackson

Billie Jean by The real smooth criminal March 22, 2019

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Billie Jean

See Michael Jackson
Billie Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl who claims that I am the one. But the kid is not my son. She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son.

Billie Jean is not my lover.

Billie Jean by I Define Shit So Go Away August 21, 2009

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Billie Jean

a woman that has a son/daughter that is in denial by the son's/daughter's father.

It refers to the song, Billie Jean, by Michael Jackson.

Billie Jean by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 19, 2004

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Billie Jean

70's and 80's term for women who feverishly stalk male celebrities. Groupies

Those Billie Jean kept throwing their panties on the stage.

Billie Jean by isoken April 16, 2005

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Billie Jean

A girl or boy who’s soo high off a drug or substance they Experience a loss of self. Dissociation, similar to Michael Jackson not claiming billie jean.

“My dawg off a bean now he’s billie jean”

Billie Jean by Yahwehtha boy July 9, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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