a demonic cult led by the king, bill nye. he has gained a following in the common world from his popular demonic spell courses that are disguised as “online science videos.” science rules all in this cult and the periodic table is used as a ouija board.
billtanists reside on a cold island in an unknown location on earth. they are nocturnal, so they chant texts from the billble all night and sleep during the day.
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL NYE THE DEMONIC CULT LEADER!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).