Bill Booth is a man who is the hero of his own fanfiction. He believes he is the most elite athlete through all of creation. Some may describe him as arrogant, superior, a-wipe. Others may describe him as a mythical being, one who transcends the standards of conventional human ability. He can typically be seen in parking lots, putting shards of glass into his mouth, although he frequently advises against it.
Yo did you hear Bill Booth spentfive grand on a floppy disc?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi