the abillity to summon bikes and talk to bikes, following the church of bikerus the biker who driven the highway to hell as well as decending the stairway to heaven the bikermancer is by far the smallest of religions with a small following with the priest or High Biker known as M0if
Your bike is sad.
how do you know?
I am a bikermancer
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).