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Big Chocolate

A male who will not stop trying to impress females by trying to act like a 'big shot'. Calling someone a 'Big Chocolate' is satirical in nature; Ladies love chocolate, so this person (metaphorically speaking) will constantly portray themselves as a 'big chocolate' in hopes to get the girl to love them too or lure them in.
Antonio sure is acting like a Big Chocolate again. He has already taken 4 pictures of himself at the gym and posted them on facebook.
Big Chocolate by DebacleENT April 12, 2013
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Big Chocolate

An awesome death metal vocalist named Cameron Argon, who goes by Big Chocolate. He loves cereal, dogs, simple solutions, lady in red, annoying Frank Mullen, fist-pumping, and making videos everyday. He is currently the vocalist for the bands Burning the Masses, Disfiguring the Goddess, and Abominable Putridity.

He's cool to drive.
Big C. fan: Not even!
Friend: Not even what?
Big C. fan: I hate it when people don't understand my references towards big chocolate.
Friend: Do you like it a lot?
Big C. fan: Yeah.
Friend: Simple Solutions!

Big Chocolate

Big Chocolate is the husband of steph, he loves her very much, but he also loves Bladee and drain gang. He owns an irony page. He is silly and goofy. gay gay gay gay gay
He just recited another Bladee lyric, he’s so Big Chocolate.

Big Chocolate

A big black man who is dominant in bed and in on Swords and Sigils.
Did you see Big Chocolate killing an entire army by yourself?
Big Chocolate by Messor_Barbarus April 15, 2025

big fat chocolate cake 

"Christ, this smells like someone had a big fat chocolate cake in here!"

"Bob, get your fucking head out of the toilet."
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