An awesome death metal vocalist named Cameron Argon, who goes by Big Chocolate. He loves cereal, dogs, simple solutions, lady in red, annoying Frank Mullen, fist-pumping, and making videos everyday. He is currently the vocalist for the bands Burning the Masses, Disfiguring the Goddess, and Abominable Putridity.
He's cool to drive.
Big C. fan: Not even!
Friend: Not even what?
Big C. fan: I hate it when people don't understand my references towards big chocolate.
Friend: Do you like it a lot?
Big C. fan: Yeah.
Friend: Simple Solutions!
