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Similar to storm alerts, this term is used when it is merley suspected that a male prospect has a large penis, more evidence would be considered a "warning". Unlike storm alerts, a warning is highly regarded as a positive finding.
Girl 1: Well, we haven't boned yet but we were grinding on the dance floor and I have to issue a Big Dick Watch!
Girl 2: That's awesome, hopefully a warning is issued by the weekend!
by BurnsSOgood August 12, 2015
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