Weed and Feed

A low-budget date for stoners. Usually consisting of some random takeout and a few bong hits.

"Who needs to Wine and Dine when you can Weed and Feed?

by BurnsSOgood July 19, 2015

Big Dick Watch

Similar to storm alerts, this term is used when it is merley suspected that a male prospect has a large penis, more evidence would be considered a "warning". Unlike storm alerts, a warning is highly regarded as a positive finding.

Girl 1: Well, we haven't boned yet but we were grinding on the dance floor and I have to issue a Big Dick Watch!
Girl 2: That's awesome, hopefully a warning is issued by the weekend!

by BurnsSOgood July 19, 2015

Weather Wash

Pouring soap on your vehicle minutes before a torrential downpour.

I'm too lazy and broke for a real car wash, so I weather washed.

by BurnsSOgood July 19, 2015