BurnsSOgood's definitions

Big Dick Watch

Similar to storm alerts, this term is used when it is merley suspected that a male prospect has a large penis, more evidence would be considered a "warning". Unlike storm alerts, a warning is highly regarded as a positive finding.

Girl 1: Well, we haven't boned yet but we were grinding on the dance floor and I have to issue a Big Dick Watch!
Girl 2: That's awesome, hopefully a warning is issued by the weekend!

by BurnsSOgood August 12, 2015

Weed and Feed

A low-budget date for stoners. Usually consisting of some random takeout and a few bong hits.

"Who needs to Wine and Dine when you can Weed and Feed?

by BurnsSOgood August 12, 2015

Weather Wash

Pouring soap on your vehicle minutes before a torrential downpour.

I'm too lazy and broke for a real car wash, so I weather washed.

by BurnsSOgood August 12, 2015