Big Barrow

A man who has special feelings for his son. Typically wears shades when he's 'in the mood'. A big barrow is a term given to a creepy old man.

Boy: Hey dad, how come your wearing those shades?
Man: Well son, would you mind closing your eyes, I have a surprise for you.
Boy: I don't want you to do a big barrow on me.
Man: You know me too well. Get on you knees and shutup.

Big Barrow by gingerlad December 21, 2014

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The Big Barlow Spectacular

All out nuclear war, where everyone ends up looking like the ghoul on the marquee of Zombie.

Man get ready, The Big Barlow Spectacular is coming.

The Big Barlow Spectacular by king1dominate April 9, 2017

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Big T Burrows

a man 5ft tall and 5 ft wide, the build of a chode who lurks around play parks at night, sniffing the slide, the swings and benches for the scent of the young to satisfy his needs ever since he was caught.

yo bro i was out last night and i saw a big t burrows lurking around the local playpark, he almost saw me..

Big T Burrows by BF696992357523908752 December 11, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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