A person who finds romantic urges towards both men and women but only find sexual interests in the same gender. He or she will enjoy going on dates, hugging, cuddling, buying stuff for their other, and possibly kissing, but they can only be aroused in sexual intercourse with the same gender.
A person who is romantically attracted to two genders , not necessarily male and female. A biromantic asexual is usually lacking interest in having sex, but may do it to please their partner.
Being asexual does not always mean you lack the interest of sex completely, in some cases it could just be certain aspects of it.
Me: My flag is so cool, it has a heart on it. (shows photo)
Friend: What does that flag mean?
Me: It means I'm biromantic asexual.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It'd be easier for you to look it up than for me to explain it to you because you will ask too many questions and will not understand it if I explain it.
(Both of us go our separate ways)
Me at home: Know what? I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary and write my own definition for it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.