Bichwich 

A delicious food for females on their periods that guys use to keep them from being harsh.

"Hey Jerry, is your wife still bitching about your golf clubs?"
"No Carl, I gave her a bichwich last night."

Bichwich by diddleysquatpooper223 October 4, 2018

bitchwich 

Eating a bitchwich occurs when you break for lunch, meet up with a co-worker and complain about your job, life, etc.

Your boss is on your nerves this morning. When you go to lunch with your friend all you do is humorously complain about your supervisor and how you can here him burp and fart in his cubicle. This is called eating a bitchwich.

bitchwich by mariecarleton January 11, 2008

bitchwich 

When a man orders a veggie sandwich at Subway and has the sandwich artist put NO meat on it.

unknowingly gay Male customer: Yes, can i have a veggie delight with no meat and every vegetable but hot peppers please?

Subway sandwich artist: Oh, you mean a bitchwich? Sure. The hot peppers would have made you a little bit more of a man though.

bitchwich by clapstine May 23, 2010

Bitchwich 

When two dude hate a girl so much they hate-fuck the shit out of her.

Dude: Shit man, I hate that girl Danielle.
Bro: Yeah, me too, Dude. She's such a bitch.
Dude: Let's just make a bitchwich out of her and get it over with.

Bitchwich by KittiesonTitties August 29, 2011