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What a genius....you just pulled a Bhavtej
Bhavtej by 19822674 January 17, 2022
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A very hyper and idiotic person. Has only 2 braincells and simps on a black bald dude despite being straight. Professional Rocket League noob. Thinks he is better than everybody and ends up getting roasted.
That dude we met last night was a total bhavtej.
Bhavtej by NiggaBallsHD4K November 22, 2021
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This person is such a cool and handsome person. They are such a good partner and has a big dick. They are shit gamers but good at sports. They are also good friends.
That nigga is such a bhavtej dudeee.
Bhavtej by PaulMacathley52048poil February 24, 2023
A very hot and handsome person. This person is a shit gamer. This person can be a very good boyfriend and has a big dick. This person is tall and good at soccer.
That dude is such a Bhavtej bro.
Bhavtej by PaulMacathley52048poil February 24, 2023
12 Foot tall guy with a huge dick. He's a loud introvert but he’s probably fucking his neighbour's daughter and the neighbour knows. Prideful and an extreme narcissist but he's takes pride in that as well. Quick to anger though merciful at heart. Used to love too much but his past has taught him otherwise and is a bit of an asshole towards women now but that doesn't stop them from begging to be his. Sucks at academics but Is extremely witty and artistic. Can talk and lie his way out of any problem with his unrivalled strategic mind. Loves being alone and doesn’t enjoy prolonged company. Loves and studies literature and philosophy secretly. Probably has a diverse taste in music and video games. Secretly a need as well but hides that along with other aspects of his personality really well. In short, You need a Bhavtaj in your life as An Idol and a Husband and A Father.
Girl 1: OMG is that bhavtaj?
Girl 2: Yeah he just returned from the cheer leaders locker room!
Girl 1: I want him to rail me
Bhavtaj by lmaopads November 22, 2021
Cute, sassy, bad ass bitch, but will fight for anything she sets her mind too. She cares but she actually doesn’t.

She controls the weather brings cold burns on the table
Is she thick cuz i really can bhaveja her down
bhaveja by SHIAAATNOONE November 23, 2021
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