A very hyper and idiotic person. Has only 2 braincells and simps on a black bald dude despite being straight. Professional Rocket League noob. Thinks he is better than everybody and ends up getting roasted.

That dude we met last night was a total bhavtej.

Bhavtej by NiggaBallsHD4K November 22, 2021

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Bhavtej • bhaveja • Bhavtaj

Bhavtej

A very hot and handsome person. This person is a shit gamer. This person can be a very good boyfriend and has a big dick. This person is tall and good at soccer.

That dude is such a Bhavtej bro.

Bhavtej by PaulMacathley52048poil February 24, 2023

Bhavtej

This person is such a cool and handsome person. They are such a good partner and has a big dick. They are shit gamers but good at sports. They are also good friends.

That nigga is such a bhavtej dudeee.

Bhavtej by PaulMacathley52048poil February 24, 2023

Bhavtaj

12 Foot tall guy with a huge dick. He's a loud introvert but he’s probably fucking his neighbour's daughter and the neighbour knows. Prideful and an extreme narcissist but he's takes pride in that as well. Quick to anger though merciful at heart. Used to love too much but his past has taught him otherwise and is a bit of an asshole towards women now but that doesn't stop them from begging to be his. Sucks at academics but Is extremely witty and artistic. Can talk and lie his way out of any problem with his unrivalled strategic mind. Loves being alone and doesn’t enjoy prolonged company. Loves and studies literature and philosophy secretly. Probably has a diverse taste in music and video games. Secretly a need as well but hides that along with other aspects of his personality really well. In short, You need a Bhavtaj in your life as An Idol and a Husband and A Father.

Girl 1: OMG is that bhavtaj?
Girl 2: Yeah he just returned from the cheer leaders locker room!
Girl 1: I want him to rail me

Bhavtaj by lmaopads November 22, 2021

bhaveja

Cute, sassy, bad ass bitch, but will fight for anything she sets her mind too. She cares but she actually doesn’t.

She controls the weather brings cold burns on the table

Is she thick cuz i really can bhaveja her down

bhaveja by SHIAAATNOONE November 23, 2021

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026