by TheBlueLeo April 21, 2019
by It's a stone Ruigi April 30, 2018
Describes a euphoric experience, often food-related, quite similar to an orgasm. Usually used by women, as for most men there is nothing better than sex. Such an assertion will often precede a lengthy debate on whether the expression is accurate.
That chocolate cheesecake was better than sex.
by Allison1690 September 14, 2006
A term equally used by men and women to describe an experience so overwhelmingly pleasurable and orgasmic that it surpasses the pleasure of having sex.
Though the term is commonly in reference to a non-sexual experience, it can also imply something of a sexual origin (just not coitus itself).
Though the term is commonly in reference to a non-sexual experience, it can also imply something of a sexual origin (just not coitus itself).
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 15, 2021
A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.
Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?
Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.
Nico: No, no it isn't.
Queen of England: Whatevs
Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.
Nico: No, no it isn't.
Queen of England: Whatevs
by SMSchoirboy March 03, 2012
by Lose holed slut December 25, 2018
Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.
Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"
Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"
Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."
Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"
Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"
Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"
Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"
Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"
Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"
Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."
Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"
Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"
Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"
Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"
Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"
by Thing 2 February 11, 2007