bet on it 

the act of touching yourself

Shakarr: Edgar will bet on it.
Edgar:nu uh

bet on it by um nun ya 1 2 January 28, 2008

i bet my left nut on it! 

a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock

the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!

i bet my left nut on it! by sir curly February 5, 2007