Best Video

Best Video is an awesome video store in Hamden, CT with lots and lots and lots of random good ass movies like Cheerleader Ninjas (NOT the same as Ninja Cheerleaders...get it right!). They sell Amish popcorn. There is a UPS man named Carl ____ who comes in every day at the stroke of 5:30 and he has a personality ripped straight from the latest porno. He is also very fond of Kathleen Wolak and hits on her persistently and hopes to bag her one day ;). There is a coffee shop there run by the local lawyers who thought it would be funny to name it Legal Grounds because they're lawyers and Legal is a lawyer term and Grounds is a coffee term AND a lawyer term. HAHAHAHAHAH. An employee of both is the sexually ambiguous Max Stenstrom.

Best Video is the shit!
Anyone seen Kathleen today? -Carl

Best Video by Justanotheremployeeofbestvideo June 10, 2009

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The best character in a video game

The greatest video game character of all time, proven by the Gamespot best video game character of all time, yes, he even beat mario and master chief, but when the contest was over, it was much like the ressonance cascade, but it with fanboys raging over this, but yeah, greatest video game character of all time!

HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING GORDON AWESOME FREAKING FREEMAN KICKING SUM ARSE The best character in a video game

The best character in a video game by Killowatt February 4, 2010

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Best videos of all time

After Taylor Swift received the award for Best Female Video and began her acceptance speech, Kanye West stormed the stage, taking the microphone from Swift to announce Beyonce's "Single Ladies" deserved the award.

Swift: “Thank you so much! I always dreamed about what it would be like to maybe win one of these some day, but I never actually thought it would have happened. I sing country music so thank you so much for giving me a chance to win a VMA award.”

West: “Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!”

Best videos of all time by Bubblezzzz September 16, 2009

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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