Usually one cool motha-fucka. He is usually a dark eyed, dark haired, tanned skinned, muscular man. They are usually really sweet and chill guys but, they can kick ass when its needed and they hardly lose. A Bertis can drive the sexiest girls wild, and shows them a good time. He is very flirtatious but once in a relationship, that girl is the only one for him. If you get one, keep em.
by jamanfued April 25, 2011
by Jiglo Svenson August 4, 2008
i.
Person at a party:
*downs an alcoholic beverage then lurches forward with their hand over their mouth*
Everyone else in the vacinity:
"DON'T BERTIE! DON'T BERTIE!"
ii.
Person talking about a party:
"...and he drank half a bottle of straight gin, then bertied in a flowerpot."
iii.
Person who feels sick:
"Eurghh i think i'm gonna bertie."
Person at a party:
*downs an alcoholic beverage then lurches forward with their hand over their mouth*
Everyone else in the vacinity:
"DON'T BERTIE! DON'T BERTIE!"
ii.
Person talking about a party:
"...and he drank half a bottle of straight gin, then bertied in a flowerpot."
iii.
Person who feels sick:
"Eurghh i think i'm gonna bertie."
by Rosaliiie May 7, 2009
by Djmm187 November 19, 2008
A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.
Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.
Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.
(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells
(2) Who with?
(1) the SDT
(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's
(2) Who with?
(1) the SDT
(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
A Extra Large Poo that takes several flushes to get rid of.
A huge log, that sometimes has to be broken in half before it disappears.
A huge log, that sometimes has to be broken in half before it disappears.
by Markmcmcmc October 1, 2007